Speeches. Why They’re Fun and Why They’re Fun to Exploit

I laid out (I think, a lot of) why I enjoyed doing this.

Read on for all the silly-salty-nuttiness.

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Continuing with my reintroduction and assessment of The Diary of The Wasteland Bear God, I decided that I would do a speech.

Why did I find this enjoyable? Speeches are great because anything can happen. Sure, they’re scripted. Yeah, accidents happen. Of course, people can die. But what if you add in a magical, fictional deity that prides themselves in killing, pillaging, plundering the assholes of his victim’s, and who knows what else?

Well, you get this “speech.”

I decided to give in to my insane side and, yeah, it got crazy. I probably had a little too much fun with it.

So, here you go! Come back tomorrow for my next bit.

Until then.


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“Behold, mortals! In all my wondrous obese, slender, splendor, and pristine magical fur of destruction! Throw yourselves upon me! Lay at my feet! Stop that! It, ha ha, IT TICKLES!

[stomps on a worshiper…

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