New Book Coming Soon! The Chronicles of Bob: The Chronic Suicidal

This entry was originally posted on A.B.Normal Publishing and Media Group’s website, where I write and contribute… a lot. 

The Chronic Suicidal is Coming Soon Q3/4 2017

Hey, folks.

As some of you may have seen on Facebook or Twitter, we’re getting ready for the great coming of Bob, the Chronic Suicidal.

The Chronicles of Bob: The Chronic Suicidal will be on sale later this year in all formats (ebook, print, and hardcover). Price, cover, and more will be released soon.

There will be a limited batch of signed copies on hand, with a contest set to claim them. Contest specifications, rules, and such are TBA, and are subject to change on a whim.

As always, when you purchase a print copy, you’ll get the Kindle version for free.

There will also be “Bob” merchandise. More on that later.

I know, I know, that’s a lot of “later” talk… but trust me, you’re gonna love his tale.

For now, you can read the raw story, as it unfolded, here on A.B.Normal Publishing and Media Group.

Please remember, this is fiction. It’s an entertainment tale; a take on a fictitious entity. We do not support or encourage suicide. We are not doctors or professionals in the field of medicine or mental psychology or psychosis. If you’re in need of help, please contact a licensed practitioner or contact the Suicide Hotline at 1-800-273-8255, or go to Suicide Lifeline Prevention.

We look forward to bringing you another exciting story to places around the world.

I invite you to stay tuned for more.

Until next time,

RJM

Lilah’s Guide to Hoyle — UK Promo

Lilah’s Guide to Hoyle

The urban fantasy novel, Lilah’s Guide to Hoyle is now available for purchase. Hardcovers will be arriving soon.


LILAH’S GUIDE TO HOYLE

Deluxe cover for

“Black Thirteen, boys. This is where we part!”


Description:

“All life is a gamble . . . We go to sleep every night comfortably betting that the next day we’ll wake up.”

Demons. Sorcery. Magical playing cards. It’s anything but a fairy tale. Armed with her choice deck, her beloved book, Hoyle’s Guide to Poker and Parlor Tricks, and the skill that led her to throw away her college fund, Lilah gambles with her life—and with the lives of those around her.

Elsewhere, other players have a different idea of the rules of the game. And investigating the bizarre chain of events is Middleton PD’s finest, Detectives Dana Deupree and Walter Conway.

It’s anyone’s game. The cards have been shuffled and the stakes are high. The call has gone around the table. Others may fold, but not Lilah. She plays for keeps.

What will you wager? Will you call? Stand? Or will you fold?

Amazon Kindle:

US UK DE FR ES IT NL JP BR CA MX AU IN

Paperback: Amazon Createspace

Hardcover: COMING SOON


It’s been a fantastic ride and I am pleased to share this story with everyone. By all means, this is one of the many stories to be told…so stay tuned.

Side Blog Fired Up. . .

So, I decided to do a blog where it only pertains to all things about myself. More or less to distance myself from A.B.Normal Publishing, since that will be my publishing firm, and I will be an author under it.

Crazy talk, I know, but that’s how it is going to be. I’ll probably migrate some of the things over, while I look into a few things for launch, Lilah’s Guide to Hoyle, some other projects, and so on. To be honest, I have a list so long that there really is no end. I don’t expect and end, and well, in fact, I don’t want to have one. For me, having an end means that you’re done. That’s it. All done, gone, roll over man you’re dead, etc.

So while I may have no end, in a literary meaning (that is. . .literature) I do plan on making ends for some of my projects, which will be a glorious thing. For such reasons as:

  • Holy shit! I am done writing out a X amount word story!
  • Holy shit! I am done writing a 9 part novel series!
  • Holy sh—OK you get the idea. . .

Take for example, I have a few short stories I really, really want to get out. . .in fact, I’d probably make them exclusive here. I also will be packaging up all the shorts and making my first short story collection. That will be announced as it gets further along.

There’s a lot more to throw down, but that would make a lot of folks just want fall asleep. . .if they haven’t done so already.

In any case, expect a lot. . .and some from here, and from A.B.Normal Publishing.

Have a good evening, folks.

RJM